A tribute to the perfection that is Wentworth Miller
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Drunk Dialing with Wentworth Miller
After reading my letter, Wentworth finally gave me a call last night.
Me: Hello? Went: Thank you, Thank you, Thank you. Me: Hello? Went: It's me! You wanted a thank you so there it is! Me: *silence* Went: Are you there? Me: I'm here...Are you drunk? Went: Of course not. The rain in Spain falls mostly on the plains. Me: Uh-huh. Well, while I have you, I was wondering if you have any projects lined up? Went: MATT DAMON! Me: Oooookaaaay. Well thanks for the thanks and all that. Went: What are you wearing? Me: Nothing. Went: Girls are gross. Me: I think you need rest Wentworth. I'm gonna let you go. Went: Let me go? You should be posting bitch! Me: Fuck you Went. Went: You wish. Me: Later dickhead. Went: You still love me right? Me: Yes, Went of course. I will post first chance I get tomorrow. Went: I love you. Me: I know. Went: No I REALLY love you. Me: *sigh* I love you too Went. Goodnight. Went: *singing* Goodniiiiiiiiight
Dear Wentworth Miller
Today, it is with sadness that I realize that my love for you is fading. It's so bad Went, that I felt the need to say it. That's right, the party is almost over. Where the hell are you? Did you forget about the Upfronts?
Maybe it's the powers that be and not you. Maybe your heart is no longer with Prison Break (which we would all understand as Season 2 wasn't exactly good). Maybe you're no longer obligated to promote it. Or maybe you just don't want to be bothered and to that I say, BIG MISTAKE! Get your shit together or there will be no fans left! Who will be there to tell you that we know the difference between you and Michael Scofield? Who will be there to promote your ass even when you won't do it yourself? Who will be there to send you thoughtful questions when everyone else asks you about the tattoo? Who will send you gifts and then bitch about never receiving any acknowledgement? And yes, I plan to bitch from now until the end of the blog... and that time might be nearer than anyone thinks.
But I continue, and do you know why? I do it for YOUR fans, yes YOURS. These people are here for YOU. Look at all of the people all over the world that you have brought together. They are all here because of their love and admiration for you. Have you any idea how many cool people I've met, how many lasting friendships I've made, all because of you? Do you know that someone who has never heard of you, but walked the streets of NYC with us anyway, was impressed with the diversity and intelligence of your fandom? How many other actors are as lucky?
Paley was unfortunate and I know you had to work. Yes I bitched but it was mostly for comedic value. And I know you were not slated to appear at the Upfronts, we all just assumed... But what the hell were you doing that you couldn't come, Wentworth? Getting something at Borders? Dude, Harry Potter doesn't come out until July.
It's not the lack of appearances in and of themselves - or rather, it's not that the disappointment of missing you in person is affecting my judgement. It's everything. You win the "Catch me if you can" battle; I'm done with trying to meet you. But is an interview where you don't give prepared answers too much to ask? I mean, what are you, running for office? When you're asked how you feel about fan attention, instead of acting like you have no idea why people are so interested all of a sudden and saying "I've looked the same for 10 years," how about "It's flattering that so many people want to know so much about me and I appreciate their enthusiasm?" Seriously Went, you can do better, and if I can come up with that shit off the top of my head, you can too. I mean you DO realize that in those interviews you are speaking directly to your fans, right? Who do you think is reading and listening to this stuff? If you can manage to answer the tattoo question over and over, you CAN muster up something that does not resemble contempt for your fans. In the beginning, we thought you were just trying to retain an air of mystery and yeah, I understand your philosophy on how having people know too much about your personal life may affect the kind of roles you can pull off, but you have to give SOMETHING, Went. You can be a bit more accessible without inviting everyone to camp out on your lawn.
I know I'm just a girl with a blog and I won't pretend that your world will stop turning if I (or others) no longer hang on your every word. Shit, for all I know that might be exactly what you want. But if it isn't and you're not careful, you may lose the people you couldn't be bothered to give a shit about. Yeah, yeah, in the scheme of things, we mean nothing to you, but maybe we should. Maybe if you appeared more accepting of fan attention than turned off by it or even resentful of it, and you appreciated your position as Our Lord Pretty, the fandom would be fun again. Right now, It. Is. Not. Fun.
Maybe it's not fun for you running all over the place doing promotion, although for a fan, all they have is their moment, the moment they meet you and their perception of you (and yes, we know we don't know you). Maybe it's not fun having your gal pals ripped apart, but you do realize we are kidding right? I mean, we know how special one must be to even be in your company. After all, you are The Perfect One. And maybe it's no fun losing your anonymity, although you did sign up for this. I know it sucks that there are people like Billy Crudup and Edward Norton who can just disappear when they are not promoting something, but that's just not the kind of profile you have right now, and that's just tough shit. Part of being an actor on a hit show IS promotion; that's just the way it is. You can't expect to have the same street cred Billy or Edward have until you get enough roles under your belt and, let's be real, most people have only seen you in Prison Break. And don't even get me started on the fact that I have seen you in absolutely nothing else since or I may throw things at your head. What about promoting YOURSELF? You could use an interview on your hiatus to promote Wentworth Miller the man instead of Wentworth Miller of Prison Break. Why weren't you at any of the film festivals? Do you need new representation? I'm available. I'll even help you out with another interview answer: Rather than "I don't owe the fans any part of my personal life," how about saying "I understand that fans want to know more about me but I'm hoping that one day my body of work will speak for me?" And let me tell you something: We, your fans, are rooting for you. We are hoping that comes true for you. We want to see you go on to do great things because we CARE. We're not just in it because you're the Pretty of the Month. We want to see someone as intelligent, articulate, and funny as you in movies and shows because that is what they're missing, but you need to understand that that's where we're coming from.
You have great fans, so act like it. Don't get me wrong, everyone who has ever met you in person has had glowing things to say about you so you do great when you actually come out of your shell. Have fun with it for Goddess's sake or it could all be gone tomorrow. We all devote a significant amount of time to this fandom because we WANT to. Make us want to. I know you're probably blue steeling the computer screen right now but you needed to be told (and we haven't forgotten how you actually mentioned Blue Steel in Korea and I am clinging to that one moment like my life depends on it where fan love is concerned). I'm straying but you can fix it. I won't tell you how; you're a smart man, figure it out. Until then, I will be on hiatus too as I don't have much to say unless you pop your pretty little head out. You know where to find me.
I will be away for the weekend and I probably won't be near my laptop much. If Went news breaks and I don't post about it, I hope to have a very very good excuse. In the meantime, I leave you with yet another one of Went's early roles that I never got around to posting. CAMP!
When asked which TV character I was most like (personality-wise), this is the answer one of my closest friends gave so we'll start here but not just b/c our personalities resemble each other but b/c I fell in love with this character in the Pilot. She had me at hello. The first time she tries Crystal Meth, her trip is interrupted by the news that her father is dead so she has to drive to the hospital, high, and try to deal with something as heavy as death (although growing up in a funeral home it has always surrounded her anyway). One of my favorite characters ever on one of my favorite shows ever that had the best. finale. ever(Rome comes in a close second). She's an old soul, she's artistic, she's a smart-ass, she's a spazz, she takes risks, she's open-minded, she thinks for herself, she's strange, she just rocks. Think about it Wentworth...Your class; her sass. It would be a match made in heaven.
If Claire is my favorite female character ever, Brian is my favorite male character ever. He had me at:
Brian: Where ya headed? Justin: No place special... Brian: I can change that
And change that he did. He IS special. He says what's on his mind, he's a realist, he's intelligent, he's got great taste, he's got great arms (he's got great everything), he'll always be young and he'll always be beautiful (*tearing up*), he's an awesome lay and he has a big heart he always tries to hide. Now while Brians' heart seems to be taken, that's not the organ he prefers to share anyway. Went, you need some action so why not let Brian break you off a piece of that FINE ass thing he's got goin on. Oh and do a girl a favor: Record it.
So Went, maybe you're looking for someone a bit more traditional? How about Charlotte? She's old-fashioned, she's optimistic, she's well-bred, she's determined, she wants children too and while she can be annoying at times, her child-like enthusiasm is like a ray of sunlight through the clouds. When she walked out in that pink dress with her head held high after her miscarriage, I cried. The most reserved of the awesome foursome that lit NYC on fire and seared themselves into our hearts, I think she would be a good choice.
Mmmmm Peter. He's cute, he's sensitive and you two have something very important in common: You've both made me cum. Let me show you how he managed it.
Did you see that shit? DID. YOU. SEE. THAT. SHIT? I was watching it in bed and I screamed at the top of my lungs, threw my head back, closed my eyes and came instantly. *shiver* This is why you need to be with him Went. He's a motherfucking Hero and like you, he glows. Well in a different way than you but...Oh and um, Check out Pete 5 years in the future, Can you say HAWT?
What started as a fling, turned into something else, much to the chagrin of a Mafia first family. She's hot, she's Latina, she's newly single and she has a kid. You like kids right Went? Don't mind that pasty face brat in the picture; That's just A.J. That is SO over and he is crying like a BITCH about it too so you know her shit must be good. And even in that top, she beats your other gal pals.
The hottest thing on The Tudors (after The King of course, props to his majesty), why couldn't that be me with him in the Pilot *biting lip*? He's sarcastic, He's got a HOT ass, your name would fit in wonderfully in his world, he has a great sense of humor, he has a TITLE for fucks sake. So what he married the King's sister; I'm sure he'd leave her for you! He is walking sex; You are walking sex. Charles, you cad, meet Went, he needs a good screwing. Show him what you'll do to him...
The character with one of the most jaw dropping entrances in TV history is one I used to hate but now I love her (now that's character development). She's an Obstetrician which means she's hella smart, she's together, she needs a good man (let's just hope she doesn't cheat on you) and she's feeling lost b/c she's no longer into McSteamy and she can't have kids. She could use a little love in her life.
Didn't your mother always tell you to marry a doctor? He's hot, he survived a weird illness and lived to tell the tale (just think of the first date getting to know you convo, bet you haven't heard THAT one before), he has a moral compass, and he has the same name as a certain TV smart-ass goof that comes to mind whenever someone says his whole name out loud (Whose idea was it to name him that?). He is definitely on the ball if he's on House's team and his IQ is probably higher than yours!
My favorite housewife is anything but desperate. She knows how to handle a rifle, she knows how to keep up appearances, she can keep a secret (and letting someone die when you could have saved their life is a BIG secret), she's resourceful, she's a bit of an Ice Queen but you can be cold too when you want to be, she has great hair and she'll spank you and then make you muffins, she's well...perfect.
The guy fights the supernatural for a living and he's an actor too! I mean, how could he pretend to be so many different things so convincingly if he wasn't (a cop, a convict, a PA, a reporter, the list goes on and on)? You have something in common! He's hot, he's cocky, he's hot, he drives a muscle car, he's hot, he's a bad ass, he's hot, oh and he loves his brother so he's a sweetheart too...and he's hot. Like you, he's all about family. If you won't take him I will!
She's got a fro! Check it out! She doesn't need a man; I'm sure you find that a turn on. She's older, she smokes, she has a thing for TV characters who are good at getting themselves out of sticky situations (you play such a character on TV which I'm sure she'd appreciate that, Michael is no Macgyver but he's close enough). I see great things where this relationship is concerned.
It may be hard for him to let you in (pun intended) but he really does just want to protect you (there it is, another pun). He doesn't have much time for romance (although neither do you)...In fact he doesn't have time for much of anything. I've never seen him eat, shit, rest...You know, I'm not sure he's human which makes him PERFECT for you b/c you are not human either (You are too beautiful to be human)! Together you'd be unstoppable!
While I am an avid Shane-lover (Oh FUCK ME SHANE) and a Jenny-sympathizer (What a fucking mess that girl is), you can't help but LOVE Alice. When she told Jenny and Marina that they should just go off and get married, I knew I was in love. She's a writer, she's bi (a whole world of possibilities just opened up for you my friend), she's funny, she's pretty as hell and she's blonde...If I remember correctly, you do like your blondes.
That's right, another Superhero for MY superhero; Only the best for my Wentworth! [girly voice]Went, you're my superhero.[/girly voice] He's freaking Superman and he only has one weakness so steer clear of the Kryptonite and you're golden (the green, not the red...I LOVE him on the red!). He has lasers for eyes, he can fly and if he can run that fast can you imagine how fast he could move...*is dead*
Brains Beauty and Talent, a fantastic mix...She's smart (She's a fucking SCIENTIST man!), She's beautiful and she used to be a stripper so she knows how to work it but these days she makes money with her head...I mean her brain...I mean her mind although she probably could make money with her head (or brain) too. She's got one bad marriage behind her, she doesn't take shit and yes, if you ask nicely, she will wear the gloves. And although I am really still waiting for some Willows-Warrick action, I can accept her with you too.
Bean Pole is LYING to you, it is not Went who wants the photos removed, it is Bean Pole! They just don't have the guts and are hiding behind Wentworth Miller like the little girls they are! LMAO!
They lied to the Korean fans about his arrival date and time too - it is obvious that they are very territorial over Wentworth especially for what they have paid for i.e. those photos. So, whilst Went is doing anything to do with PB, the company will guard all materials that come from that association with its life!
But blame NOT on Wentworth, it is Bean Pole!
Like the little girls they are? That totally explains the ads they went with on their site which last time I checked, were no longer there...Odd.
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shortstuff said...
ps: screw you, bean pole! *shaking fist heartily*
Nothing like a hearty fist shake to show people how pissed off you are. *joins in the fist shaking*
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AJ said...
Dear Head Honchos at BPJ, You've just made yourselves look even more ridiculous, as if the clothes you're advertising hadn't already gotten the job done. Congratufuckinglations, asshats.
Sincerely, AJ
*gives the finger, and rolls out... cuz that's how I do*
*fingering too* No wait...that wasn't what I meant to do but since I mentioned it, how bout we show Bean Pole what a REAL ad looks like:
Gap:1 Bean Pole:0
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Wentalivious said...
Maybe no one outside of Asia is supposed to know about the ads? I know celebs go over seas and rake in the cashola for quickie foreign commercials and advertisments, and hope no one over hear finds out so they can keep their "integrity" or something along those lines. Regardless, it ain't worth the drama, so don't stress it.
Although this is very very sad and a little pathetic, I just thought of something: You were in contact with people who are in contact with Went. Went might have come to this site. Went may have read some of my comments.
Oh my... *would be blushing (if a black girl could blush)*
If Went has been here I think he'd be the one blushing. I, would be laughing my ass off.
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BB said...
Wenty if you are reading this I am now wearing the hugest scarf ever -turn you on? Thought so.... (I have to try just in case he is reading this)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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the.red.head said...
what the fuck?
can you say bean pole has a pole up their asses?!
i sure think so!
*sticks pole up own ass* Yes I realize very few people will get this joke but it was right there in front of me; I had to.
Vel got requests for Michael/T-bag and Michael/Mahone. The people have spoken.
silvia said...
Totally agree with the 2 comments above! xP I'm not a slash fan but this one was pretty good!
(WFWu'r my herO! LMAO this is a so-fantastic-that-i-came-here-everyday kind of site! i luv it - of course went has a lot to do with this love for the site, but your posts just kick ass!- LOL)
cheers from portugal =P
So we're all going to hell; Awesome! That's where the party will be anyway and thank you so much!
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sanjanjanja said...
Hey WFW, i've been coming for quite a while and secretly enjoying the pics and words of wisdom from the great Went guru. So, finally I've come up with a little homework for you and I'm really interested in what you and the other Wentlovers will say. I was thinking about movie roles for our dear Pretty, and wondering what he would say to an offer for an action movie. Beeing a sucker as I am for gorgeous men in black tie, I would'n mind seeing him as the next Bond, especially if we get to see him coming out of the ocean in his trunks as in Casino Royale. But since Dear Wentie is well packed as we all very well know, what do you say about a latex costume, along the lines of Spiderman or Superman? Can you imagine the ripe and ripped Mr Miller saving the world and coming to our rescue? Mmm... That would be a whole new dimension of Went-crazed lust.
Brava, bravissima ladies!!! Good show!!! Getting all those random people to join in on your quest was CLASSIC! It just goes to show you how Went makes the world go 'round!
*picturing Wentworth holding the world on his finger and spinning it like a basketball* Just think, he'd be fingering THE WORLD!
That is the best part! So far. What? That's it? No more? But... But... But... WHERE IS WENT?!
*crying* I DON'T KNOW! *wailing*
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emily said...
you blacked out the cats' faces? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. And now that the Gap and I are back together, I'm glad to see they provided you with some California Went sightings. Next time, I come with.
The blacked out cat faces were totally Nic's idea, as was the sign. She was the brains of the operation. The things we find funny are frighteningly similar sometimes. Another little known fact: The "I'm shutting down the blog b/c Went didn't show up to Paley" post was her idea too. We laughed 'til we cried when I posted it.
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Julie said...
Wow, WFW (and Nic) you two are some cwaizy bitches!!!
Lovely entertainment, you should write a book WITH PICTURES (and blanked out faces, of course!)
Happy Birthday (A little late, excuse me!!)
Julie a.k.a. jailbait
P.S.: I was cracked in two, laughing my ass off!
Jailbait, is that you? Thanks for the belated happy birthday wishes!
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rachhh said...
They saw the gate to Chinatown (and had they known of Went's thing for Asian chicks, they totally would have ransacked the place as they now believe that is where he was hiding out getting massages with happy endings)
he has a thing for asian chicks?? imasian! *hopes up high*
btwwfw, love u to bits. thanks for my daily dosage of wentness!
Oh hell yeah he does! Wentkorea taught us so many things...Oh and I love you too.
WFW woke up on the morning of March 11th, her 28th birthday, not remembering exactly where she was...That is, until she heard Punkin screaming at the top of his lungs. "Ah yes, I'm at Nic's," she remembered, "and I want that god damned cat to SHUT THE FUCK UP!" (Nic: Amen to that! Try living with that bastard 24/7. It's a good thing he is cute, or I'd have made a pair of slippers out of him LONG ago.)
Nic got up and tried to shut Punkin up by sitting on him but he is fat and squishy and kept getting away. WFW closed the door to her room but it was no use. Punkin's voice ricocheted off of the ceiling and then the hardwood floor and back again. "This must be what Hell is like," she thought (Nic: Actually hell is listening to Punkin yell in one ear and The Man snore in the other. THAT is HELL! You are lucky I didn't get up and climb into bed with you!). WFW tried to go back to sleep but that was a bust too since her phone and laptop started ringing every few minutes with Happy Birthday phone calls, text messages and IMs (yes she sleeps with her laptop in bed with her, sound on). She rolled over and cried before she finally gave up, got up, took a shower, and threw on her sight seeing clothes to head to San Francisco.
And then there were three again but this time it was WFW, Nic and The Man.
The Fellowship had changed but the quest remained the same: Meet Wentworth Miller. Since he didn't show up, they decided they would go and find him but where was he? Where?
They weren't quite sure where to start looking but then The Man said "Let's look over there," for he is wise and a really good sport.
WFW and Nic were confused and asked "But why?" And then there it was...A sign!
"Oh Francis the Beige," WFW and Nic said, "we shall follow your magic finger to the ends of the earth..." As it turned out, the finger was pointing to San Francisco. What a happy coincidence; That's where they were going anyway!
Apparently, there are a lot of people in San Francisco. This was going to be harder than they thought.
Luckily, they visited on the one non-foggy day a year. Yay! Perhaps it was the Universe's way of saying Happy Birthday or maybe it was Nic's good weather voodoo. Either way, it was lovely. They drove up to "lookout point."
They searched and searched for Went but he was nowhere to be found. Since there were lots of other people around, they decided to ask them if they had seen him. Most thought they were completely insane, but a couple of awesome guys wanted to know where he was too and joined the cause. (Nic: I'm still in the market to be a hag, so if any gay boys are in need please let me know)
The guy on the right never misses an episode of Prison Break and "just loves Wentworth Miller." When WFW told him the name of the site, he said "Naughty girl...I love it!" (Went has some seriously rockin' fans).
Zooming in with their cameras from on high, they saw a rainbow flag. With tears in her eyes, WFW said, "Yes! We shall start there!" (WFW is a gay man...Inside.)
Castro aka Gaytown USA was as wonderful as one could imagine. Big butch men with tiny little dogs, a bar full of men in tiny little shorts, Femmes with huge german shepherds, butch couples hand in hand and thumpathumpa pouring out of a club in the middle of the afternoon. It was like WFW had died and gone to gay heaven (Nic: Gay Heaven is decorated reeeeealy nice). But one important thing was missing, Went. Where the hell was he? (Nic: Hell? I thought we were in Gay Heaven…*confused* *shrugs*)
So they searched for him. They asked random strangers if they watched Prison Break and if they had seen Wentworth b/c clearly, he was hiding from them. Some found them amusing, some thought they were nuts and finally after finding no one walking the streets that knew who he was, they decided to check the bar with the men in tiny shorts. Nic was very excited to meet them "Gay boys in shorts! Gay boys in shorts! Weeee!" *jumping up and down clapping!*
[This is where their picture SHOULD be] Why oh why didn't they get a picture of them? I'll tell you why, b/c Nic was too busy staring at their eyelashes. What is it with her and shiny eyelashes?
They walked up to a group of them and asked, "Do you guys know who Wentworth Miller is?" The beautiful men in short shorts looked baffled, as if they had just asked them how to get a woman off. WFW asked in disbelief, "You don't watch Prison Break?" and one replied "I watch Grey's Anatomy..." and then another called out "Desperate Housewives..." and another shouted "Project Runway!" WFW looked on, amused but slightly in shock that these men had absolutely no idea who Wentworth Miller was. WFW and Nic thanked them for their time and left in search of someone in Castro who had heard of Went. After several more attempts, Nic and WFW were still unsuccessful. (Maichan told them later, that if only they had mentioned that he was the dude from the Mariah Carey videos, they may have found someone. Nic would have loved to have seen their faces when they googled him later and saw how fucking hot he was. WFW and Nic, spreading Wentlust all across the country). They decided to leave b/c while Castro was heaven, it was Wentless and what kind of heaven would that be?
They drove around town looking closely to make sure Went wasn't walking the streets. They saw steep hills, pockets of shade made by buildings so tall they blotted out the sun, skinny tall houses
and cable cars (while Over My Head aka Cable Car actually played on the radio, knowing Nic, she planned that). They saw the gate to Chinatown (and had they known of Went's thing for Asian chicks, they totally would have ransacked the place as they now believe that is where he was hiding out getting massages with happy endings),
Miller St. (They checked, he wasn't there),
and then...WFW saw HIM! "It's him! It's him!" WFW screamed. "Follow that bus!" Nic shouted to The Man. The Man swerved through traffic, mowed down pedestrians and cut people off to catch it (That's why Nic keeps The Man around) and then...*monks singing hallelujah*
They saw him...and he was fingering...He was beautiful! WFW and Nic drooled; The Man? Not so much...After Nic and WFW licked the side of the bus several times, they pressed on, in search of the REAL Went.
Next stop, The Pier, but first refreshment. They went to a coffee shop but WFW, remembering the horror that was the caramel dolce whatever-the-fuck she had in L.A., decided on a water...to be safe. They walked out...
But he wasn't there either. DAMMIT! This was getting frustrating and just when their spirits were about to break, something interesting happened: Inanimate objects joined the search and asked the question everyone wanted to know "Where is Went?"
Went, the pirate wanted some of your booty. I know how you feel about pirates who are too forward, but I promised I'd pass that along.
Then two wonderful young ladies asked us what in the world we were doing and we told them "We're looking for Went!" They joined the cause b/c dammit, they wanted to know where the hell he was too. And even though the girl on the right has only seen "a couple of episodes of Prison Break," after the Castro fiasco, that was good enough.
Went, The police officer did indeed have a gun in his pocket but he would also have been happy to see you. Again, I'm only the messenger. Don't shoot me. (Nic: You're killing me! Pun intended.)
And then, like magic, there he was again! And so they did the only sane thing, they took fan pics with him. They figured, this might be the closest they ever get.
Look at him...Taunting us..."You can't catch me I'm the gingerbr...uh...Gapworth man."
Sneaky fucker. They decided to keep looking and so did everyone else.
Wentworth, when black people who are painted silver want to know where you are, you have arrived my friend.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to bring you SKULLS!
but not on silk...WFW and Went are made for each other!
The sun was setting and still, no Wents.
Then they realized they never checked Alcatraz! Doh! Of course! That's GOT to be where he is!
But since they couldn't get across the water to take a look (Nic forgot to get tickets, she sucks), they could only assume he was hiding behind some rocks or something and it probably looked something like this:
"No one can see us! We're invisible!"
As they walked away from the pier, there were shapes in the distance...
"Is that you Wentworth?"
Unfortunately, it was only Sealworth who performed for his audience in Went's absence. Someone get that seal an agent!
They resigned themselves to the fact that they might never find him and so they celebrated WFW's birthday the only way WFW knows how...With drinks.
You would think this would have fucked them up, but no my friends, for their burgers were so big, juicy and delicious that they soaked all that liquor up! They would have had another one of those huge drinks but the place only allowed you to order one. Stupid rules!
On the way out, this blonde chick in a bikini shouted out "WHERE IS WENT?"
We told her that even if we did find him, no way we were telling HER where he was. Little bitch...
The night was winding down and while passing a street vendor, WFW decided to get a portrait drawn. (She once had one that she got when she was in Paris; The artist was awesome and the drawing was lovely. Her stupid cleaning lady threw it out by mistake and for over 10 years she's been trying to get a replacement.)
For just $10, you too, can be drawn as a Middle Eastern child with big hair.
In her defense though, the eyes are dead on.
Despite the setbacks, the hunt continued and more joined the search party.
Went, The fireman wanted me to tell you, he has a big hose and is not afraid to use it. Nic told him she likes to watch. I think you should go for it.
With heavy heart, Wentless and defeated, WFW and Nic gave up the search and decided they would show Went exactly what he missed out on by not showing up:
And so the story ends, Went returned to them...On the side of a bus and in a Gap window. It was his way of reminding us all that he is always with us, even when he doesn't show up. And though WFW and Nic never found him, their love for him remains the same. The next day, Nic and The Man returned to The Shire and WFW sailed off to the Undying Lands. Nic had Punkin stowed away on the ship but WFW found him (he was yelling as usual) and threw him overboard; She can only assume he made it back to shore safely.
Upon hearing that a certain loud cat made an appearance on the blog, another cat demanded to be included.
But that, is another story...The End.
Wentworth Miller, You've been Slashed Yet Again
Well actually this time it's Michael Scofield but since Went has told us before that we don't know the difference between the two, why bother with clarification! It's MiSu time baby and it is hot!
NC-17 kiddies, Blasphemy (I have warned you about the blasphemy. Do not, under any circumstances, leave stupid ass religious rants in my comments section. I'll laugh and then I'll delete your ass. If you can't handle it, don't read it.) Now go have fun; I know I did.
Recently I received an email asking me to remove the Bean Pole pics I was running.
bea pole to wfw Apr 20
This is to inform you that the photos you are running on your site, Wetforwent.org, of Wentworth Miller's advertising campaign with Bean Pole are in direct violation of copyright law. These photos are for advertising purposes only and are being used without the consent of Bean Pole or Mr. Miller. Unless the photos are pulled immediately Bean Pole will have no choice but to take legal action against you. Thank you.
I then replied, thinking that it was someone fucking with me.
Dear bea pole,
I'm sorry but it is going to take more than a vague email from a misspelled gmail account to get me to take down the pics. Excuse me if I don't believe you are who you say you are. If in fact you have the authority to make such a request, I will of course comply but this email ain't gonna do it.
So I thought that was the end of it. And then last night while I was asleep I got this:
[SAMSUNG Cheil Industries, BEANPOLE] Official Note for using Wentworth Miller photos
On your website www.wetforwent.org there are series of photographs featuring Wentworth Miller that purport to be 'Bean Pole Jeans Brochure' and other advertising shots from Bean Pole Jeans. The pictures have been unlawfully procured and posted without the consent of either Mr. Miller or Bean Pole Jeans, Inc. Your posting of photos of Mr. Miller's related to Bean Pole campaign is in direct violation of copyright law. We have already furnished you with notice that these pictures must be pulled immediately, and you have not been compliant. If they are not pulled from your website within the next twenty-four hours, we will be forced to resort to legal action. Thank you.
DRAMA!
So I officially have until 10:37 p.m. tonight to take down the pics but which ones? I'm confused! Oh and word on the street is, it is Went and his agency that want the pics taken down...or at least that's what Bean Pole is telling people. Does Went really secretly hate my guts? *organ playing* Is Bean Pole lying just to get people to take down the pics? Is this backlash for what was "done" to Amie? Is this why I've never received a thank you for the gift bag we sent him at Paley? Am I starting to get really pissed off at Wentworth Miller? Am I thinking of shutting down the blog? Am I just fucking with you? All important questions. Discuss while I take down all the lovely pics I spent so much time resizing for your enjoyment, but not yet! I have til 10:37 p.m. so I think I'll do it at 10:36. Now go! Right click and save...while you still can!
Oh and Went, you know, one word from you could put our minds at ease. Say you love me, Went. Say you love us! We need to hear it.
"I’m kind of old-fashioned when it comes to dating."
Aaaah, but did he say anything about good old fucking? I think you're good, WFW. You're not into classic dating anyway.
Hey, I resent that! I can do classic dating! He pays and I go home horny; Isn't that how it's done? I'll just get someone to fill in for him while he does that pesky waiting for the 3rd date sex...Or is that too soon for the dating folk? Clearly, I am not familiar with this custom. I'm so confused...
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shortstuff said...
so to recap: -dont get too pretty (already done, haha) -cook for him (can be arranged) -smile if i see him on the street (well maybe if u ever came to toronto..!) -dont slip him my number.. (then how are u supposed to call me??)
went... you are one interesting creature..
Interesting indeed. Now Went, what are you gonna do when I slip you my number anyway? Huh? What then? *pouting*
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AJ said...
Why did I think this post was gonna be about slash when I read the title?
Anycrap, I don't see Miller dating "textbook ugly" girls. Perhaps he was dating "cutesy" but not "gorgeous" girls back in the day, and his friends just thought he could do better?
You are probably right and you know, I think it's high time we get more Slash and I know just which one I'm going to go with...
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Wentalicious said...
How come no one knows how to cook anymore? I love a man who can throw it down in the kitchen, but lucky for Went, I am a mean cook. Maybe I can be "old fashioned" and win him through his stomach. I've heard him mention Sizzlers (which we don't have in Canada), but if he's only dining on chain restaurant food, then "I can't lose!" <-- said Went-style. Advantage: Wentalicious.
Wentalicious: 1
WFW: 0
You win this round...*shaking fist*
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SavMed said...
That is right! Brunettes with character!
See Went, there is a little thing called order in the Universe. You, being handsome and bright, need just the opposite! ME!
See, you may be walking around with a tall, gorgeousblonde, but you know, as well as I do, that you need a short, (probably) brunette weirdo.
You are beautiful, go out there and find me! For the sake of the equilibrium.
*holding fake microphone* Two steps forward, two steps back, we go together cuz opposites attract and you know, it ain't fiction just a matter of fact, we go together cuz opp-o-sites attract.
Wait just a damn minute, Emily...you mean the posts and the comments on this site are not to be taken seriously?!? Since when?! I come here for REAL news and REAL in-depth analysis of all things Went-related, and you burst my bubble like this?! *wailing*
EVERYTHING ON THIS SITE IS 100% TRUE! DON'T LISTEN TO EMILY'S LIES!
Mr Miller, are you going to visit every Asian country now? How about some European ones? Perhaps... I don't know... from the top of my head... Croatia?!
Subtle Kris, very subtle.
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brit bird said...
China - CHINA!!!! Went britain is your place of birth come home honey and I will cook you a lovely sunday roast with yorkshire pud and everything - No? Jellied eels? No? Bread and butter pudding spread all over my body - yes!!! Come to me pretty you just add the sauce......
Wentsauce on body...Sounds great.
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tia said...
Those Asians sure do love them some Wentworth!
I think the feeling is mutual seeing as how the last time he was with them he had a hard on!
Oh tia, I didn't forget and for those who didn't see it, check it:
Is that the making of a stiffy I see? Why Wentworth! That's not old-fashioned!
I think some of you know EXACTLY how HANDY I am with a POLE!!!
*GRIN*
'Nuff said.
Yes, we know. WHIP! PLANK! POLE!
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shortstuff said...
whoa whoa whoa lady, you are old enough to be my mother, but i have no problem knocking you out for touching went like that. dont even pretend like ure just doing your job... who do u think you are massaging wents shoulders?? huh? HUH? sneaky little whore..
*snickering*
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twyla said...
Oh, ya'll--forget about the old lady giving him a massage, I am too distracted by that look on his face--it is probably the same look he would get if i were able to properly "service" his pole!
*closing eyes, daydreaming of putting that look on his beautiful face*
Eat me, Went! What was that? Why yes, you may use the chopsticks in any way you like!
Hmmmm, you're freakier than I thought.
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emily said...
nuh uh is that woman wearing a scarf??!?!?!
It's a conspiracy!
As always, thanks for your comments!
Bean Poled?
This post had photos but thanks to Bean Pole, now there are none.
I think this chick has, or at least she's trying to...
[photo of woman holding on to Went's shirt]
[photo of woman holding on to Went's shoulder]
[photo of woman giving Went a massage]
What exactly do you think you're doing little Missy? BACK. UP.
For more behind the scenes Bean Pole shots (every pun imaginable is very much intended), Go see Jared.(Jared had to take his photos down. Thanks Bean Pole!) Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go grab some lunch.
[photo of Went eating with chopsticks]
Is Wentworth Miller going to China?
PROBABLY NOT
BEIJING, April 30 -- Prison Break star, Wentworth Miller has been invited to visit China in June, media reports have recently revealed.
The Shanghai-based News Times reported Wentworth Miller as having been invited by Zhongbo Media Group, who have bought the rights from Fox to shoot an online video adaptation of the American hit TV drama.
In an interview with the paper, an official of Zhongbo said that Miller is coming to promote the Chinese version of Prison Break, and will take part in some commercial activities.
Miller is also invited to act as a final judge to select actors for the Chinese Prison Break.
The official said Beijing is likely to be the first leg of Miller's China tour that might also includes Shanghai.
Fox: Read My Tattoos, No Prison Break In China Fox Television, Media, NWS.A, Prison Break, SINA, Xiang Ming, Zonbo Media Posted by: Riki Hsu on May 14, 2007 | 19:05 Editorial Summary
News Corporation's (NYSE: NWS.A) Fox Television denied that it has licensed Beijing based media company Zonbo Media to remake American TV series Prison Break or any related online activities in China, reports Beijing Youth Daily. Fox Television China director Xiang Ming also denied any knowledge of a cooperation contract with Zonbo worth US$1.2 million. Zonbo Media recently partnered with Sina (Nasdaq: SINA) to host open auditions on Sina's video blog channel v.blog.sina.com.cn to cast a Chinese movie based on the popular Fox TV series.
It looks like Went has finally answered some questions we wanted to know the answers to; Went, that is so unlike you!
On his past: Back in college, I didn’t have a reputation for dating the prettiest girls, which my friends often made fun of.
On his ideal first date: A romantic dinner is fine, as long as it’s not at my place because I’m a helpless cook!
On being approached: How do you react to a pretty girl smiling at you on the street? I smile back! I’ve never been snobbish or standoffish and fame hasn’t changed that about me.
What if said girl then slips you her phone number...? I’ve been in these situations every now and again since PB. Beautiful strangers coming up to me and making passes at me. But I’m really not comfortable with this level of up-frontness, so I don’t take them up on their offers. I’m kind of old-fashioned when it comes to dating.
Sorry Went but if you don't cook, this relationship may not work out after all. One of us needs to be able to whip up a meal! Maybe we can just go out to eat constantly...Yeah that sounds good.
*silence*
OK that's the end of my comment. There is no more. Nope, not one more thing.
*deep breath*
*staring at the ceiling*
*closing eyes*
I. will. block. out. my. thoughts. about. men. that. still. insist. on. being. the. aggressors. in. the. year. 2007. because. that. way. I. still. get. to. love. him.
*biting tongue, rolling eyes, cussing, throwing things, banging head on desk, silently screaming*
emily said... no kidding. WENT! DID YOU KNOW THAT THE GAP DESTROYS YOUR POSTERS INSTEAD OF GIVING THEM TO ME BECAUSE OF SOME STUPID CELEBRITY COPYRIGHT THING? This is ME asking YOU to hook me up with one of those posters of you fingering yourself. you know the one I mean. don't act like you don't. I see right through you, Miller! Now if I could only see through your clothes....
I have a poster! How much do you hate me? Are you plotting my death right now?
Tear down the mountains Yell, scream, and shout like you can say what you want Im not walking out Stop all the rivers, push, strike, and kill Im not gonna leave you There's no way I will
And I am telling you Im not going You're the best man I'll ever know There's no way I can ever, ever go No, no, no, no way No, no, no, no way Im living without you Oh, Im not living without you, not living without you I dont wanna be free Im staying, Im staying And you, and you, and you You're gonna love me
Belhoohoo
*standing ovation*
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Anonymous said... Hey now I see, she’s a minor so he just took the wine, held the door open and told her to keep the fuck away from him
crazy stalking little bitch
4/11/07 10:16 AM
aha aha ahahahahahahaahaha
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NooNoo said... she's just a condom, for one use only :P
I heart you NooNoo.
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shortstuff said... OMG. i am seriously gunna have a breakdown... she's TOUCHING him! shes FUCKING TOUCHING HIM! WENT! MY WENT! no. just...no. i cant do this. SHE'S BLONDE! you said u liked brunettes! you LIED! why went! WHY??
*sobbing uncontrollably* someone hold me.. :(
*holding shortstuff*
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Kate said... I just hate her!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't we all...
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Anonymous said... I love our Went for loving confident women. It just goes to show that he really is as special as we think he is, a mature, intelligent and totally hot grown man. Sigh. I don't usually like anal sex that much but I would let this guy butt fuck me anytime.
4/12/07 10:20 AM
I think it's safe to say that we would let this man do absolutely anything he wanted to do to us...Well almost anything. There is in fact one thing that I won't do. *singing* Oh I would do anything for love but I won't do that. *clutching fake air microphone and singing with feeling* No I won't doooo, that!
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Wentalicious said... Keep in mind that a) he hasn't announced her as his girlfriend and b) I don't see no ring on her finger! Mmmhmm (sassy finger snaps).
He can have his little summer fling, but he best be coming home once the fall season starts up again. Ya heard me Went! Don't make me go ballistic on a brutha!
LMAO sassy finger snaps
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notyourtypicalfangirl said... hey wouldn't it be funny if he was laying in bed next to his boyfriend laughing his ass off at the crazy fangirls, now that would be some irony for you
Anonymous said... This is a note to WFW. You are the first shot on a Friday night after along week. You are the hot bubble bath after a long day. You are the vicadon when stress levels hit the red zone. Thanks for your site its like a cool breeze on a hot humid day. (Even with the pics of Went with another woman...;-)) Don't ever stop this blog. I'll be devastated. Your biggest fan
4/12/07 5:10 PM
*blowing kisses with tears in eyes Wentkorea style*
Krissie said... "The lust, the laughter, the tears, the heart attacks, the mania, the joy, the heart-break, the excitement, the longing..."
...and so much more. It was a place of daydreams and escapes and now it is a place of friendship and endless fun, of learning something new (where else would I learn the proper spelling of "cumming" to dazzle my professor with?) and spending time with the BEST GIRLS in the entire world who laugh their asses off in times of joy and support each other in times of grief (such as this). *raises a glass* Thank you, WFW, for bringing us together! May it last! I fucking love you, my Female Went, my Head Ho, my Mistress!
*crying* I love you too!
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notthedoctor said... HAPPY ANNIVERSARY QUEEN OF WENTLUST. *most respectul bow*
Now this is some funny shit! Yep, enough already with the 'being understanding' and 'adult' and 'accepting'. Bring on the hell fires of suitable WFW ire!
And Mama Bear, I am so with you. If this (or any other) girl can be scared away from a chance at a relationship with the hottest man on the planet by a bit of fangirl wrath and a spot of cyberstalking, she doesn't deserve him. If it were me, they could bring it all they liked; I'd have to be pried off of him by the forceful uncurling of my cold, dead hands.
Yes, my cold. dead. hands.
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AJ said... Big fat.....FUCKING....WORD to what Mink said. If I was his girlfriend, you couldn't tell me SHIT! Bring it the fuck on! In fact, I'd welcome the hating. I'd sit there and take it with a big fat friggin' smile on my face, if it meant I was tappin' THAT everynight. Ungrateful wench.
LOL
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Wentasy_baybi said... Thanks WFW!!! And yeah... she will have to suck it up if she wants the man... I know I would "suck it up!"LOL!
*ahem* Ohhhhhhhh, I would do anything for love...but I won't do that. *whispering with feeling* No I won't dooooo that.
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Anonymous said... Ok, I hate myself for having looked closely enough to have noticed this, but the photo of them with his arm around her is clearly a photoshop job, and a bad one at that. The sidewalk and backgrounds on either half of the photo are clearly different, which explains why the video only showed it for a milisecond.
That said, I am horrified at the vitriol that has been spewed in this poor girl's direction ever since this story broke, and am really sad for both her and Went. Can you imagine what it must be like for both of them right now? I wouldn't blame him for disappearing into seclusion until the start of S3 filming, and my heart just goes out to Amie. I hope she's a stronger person than I am, because I would be absolutely devastated to read most of the things that have been written in the last few days.
I am choosing to leave this comment here, as this site seems to be mostly populated by kinder, funnier folks (with better grammer) than over at JJ. WFW I think you are hilarious. Thanks for trying to keep the dialogue free of personal attacks while letting all of the broken hearts out there vent a bit (me included, obviously).
nicbeast said... I want you to know, that I am happy for you I wish nothing but the best for you both An older version of me Is she perverted like me? Would she go down on you in a theater? Does she speak eloquently And would she have your baby? I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother
1-'Cause the love that you gave that we made Wasn't able to make it enough for you To be open wide, No And every time you speak her name Does she know how you told me You'd hold me until you died Till you died, but you're still alive
2-And I'm here, to remind you Of the mess you left when you went away It's not fair, to deny me Of the cross I bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta know
You seem very well, things look peaceful I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know Did you forget about me, Mr. Duplicity? I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner It was a slap in the face How quickly I was replaced And are you thinking of me when you f... her? (rpt 1,2)
Ohh... aah... ahh... ahh...
'Cause the joke that you laid in the bed That was me and I'm not gonna fade As soon as you close your eyes, and you know it And every time I scratch my nails Down someone else's back I hope you feel it Well, can you feel it?
Because what good it all the anger if you can't inspire guilt Oh, look what you've done You've made a fool of everyone Oh well, it seems like such fun Until you lose what you had won
Oh, look what you've done You've made a fool of everyone A fool of everyone A fool of everyone
I forgot all about this one before you posted it; Good choice! I added it to theJukebox.
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Mink said... I'm kinda bored, which means I'm likely to be even more of a bitch than usual. Hence I bring you this, from "I Say Nothing" by Voice of the Beehive:
I met this girl one day, She had these long tight legs. She said, "I get it every night, And he calls me every day." He'll leave you black and blue, And rip your heart in two, Then wake up in the morning, And say, "Who the hell are you?"
Honey, he's just not that into you.
*snickering*
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notyourtypicalfangirl said... you abandoned me love don't live here anymore just a vacancy love don't live here anymore
love don't live here anymore just emptyiness and memories of what we had before
you went away found another place to stay another home
*Through the windows of my eyes, everyone can see, the loneliness inside of me* damn you Wentworth Miller for taking my ability to love *shaking fist*
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notthedoctor said... I wasn't sure we could write self made songs, so I'm posting the lyrics anyway... It's a balad with lots of electric guitar... yeah, IT IS a balad!!!
FUCKING LYNCH THE BLONDIE BITCH!!! LYNCH! LYNCH! LYNCH! LYNCH!
You broke my heart when you DIDN'T SHOW UP! Now you break my heart walking on the street with some BLONDIE BITCH! What the hell is going on? You know better than break my little fragil girly heart into pieces. Now you had it coming, My warth is exploding!
FUCKING LYNCH THE BLONDIE BITCH!!! LYNCH! LYNCH! LYNCH! LYNCH! FUCKING LYNCH THE BLONDIE BITCH!!! LYNCH! LYNCH! LYNCH! LYNCH!
*waving lighter from side to side* That was beautiful, just beautiful. I especially loved the guitar solo.
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cocot13 said... I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
I assume this was to Scarfy beigie, and yeah, you beat the pants off her in the poll, be proud! You did not however beat die alone so I wouldn't celebrate just yet. Everyone still hates you too, just not as much.
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niknak said... If those two are the choices, I am voting he die alone. Its like trying to choose between stale bread or stale crackers... neither are appetizing. Both are dry, need something to help choke them down, and would be better thrown out and replaced.
I feel the love.
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Mama Bear said... I guess I'm easy-on-the-eyes, I read novels, I can even write a decent haiku or two, but I don't think Went would really go for me since I was raised by circus carnies and I have webbed feet. Dammit all to Hell!
I'll tell you what you should do, wrap a scarf AND a pink bow around your feet! You can't lose!
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"The Pretty" said... Now, now ladies...there's no need to bring out the claws. I happen to like mind fucking, coochie fucking, eye fucking, and everything else in between. Call 1-800-MAN-MILK to schedule your Blue Steel special
Hold the man milk and we have a deal cuz I would do anything for love, oh I would do anything for love, yes I would to anything for love, but I won't do that. No I wooooooon't do that.
brit bird said... *MISSING WENTWORTH MILLERS ASS LAST SEEN ON WENTWORTH MILLER SOMETIME AGO REWARD OFFERED. IF YOU FIND IT PROCEED WITH CAUTION!!
The ass is armed and dangerous. It will, I repeat, it WILL take you out with it's luscious, round, magnificence. Please return to WFW at once if found and she will return it to its rightful owner after she caresses and fondles it into oblivion.
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Dani said... Looks like T-BAG had his way and screwed his ass off...
Geisha said... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! My vagina!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did your vagina implode too? *clutching vagina* Don't worry Went, I'm sure a path will be cleared just for you when you finally decide to make your entrance.
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linds said... Oh, a sex rubik's cube! How fun!
Isn't it? Let's see that again:
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Belgian said... The black shirt and the naughty half smile... Oh, yes, you look smug! Now, come over here and whip me. See these shackles baby, I'm your slave... Sheesh, I wish I were a guy and had somethin' to put into you! 'Cause you are asking for it baby!I want to fuck you into the floor!
*pants* *screams on the inside* *is SO going to cum with that image in mind tonight*
nicbeast said... So with the discovery of this new planet, I have decided this must be where Went is from. Because, clearly, he is not human. So with that in mind, I say we petition to have the name of the planet changed to Wentwearth. Who's with me?
LOL Wentwearth...
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cocot13 said... God, he makes my vagina weep cause it knows they will never meet
If he'd only stick it in, I'm sure it wouldn't make a peep Actually that's not true, it would gush and throb and leap And then once he was through with it, it would have a lovely sleep
emily said... One of the most beautiful people? For real? what a shocker! good job, people magazine. your editors obviously have eyes.
A blind man could see he was beautiful; It's the white light. Think Matrix Revoultions. He has a Neo-like glow that transcends the senses so I actually think you should take your congratulations back, they don't deserve it...unless of course they put him on the cover, then we could talk.
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Mink said... LOL I see you used the same, less 'shopped' version of this pic, like the one I posted at Church, babe. Extremely good call. Fucking 'People' mag should be seriously taken to task for the bleaching they did to that pic on their site. It had better not be the same in the print mag! Grrrrr!!!!
I was just following your shining example and yeah, the bleaching is just tacky. I think Mama Bear may have said it best:
Mama Bear said... Mink, Bel, I agree with you 100%. Went's image should remain untouched since it's already absolute perfection.
You know, brightening a person's eye color is one thing, but changing a person's skin tone is clearly another. What century is this again?
Happy 300th, WFW!!! You are a posting machine!
*nodding in agreement* and yes! My 300th post! Whoa!
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notthedoctor said... So PEOPLE magazine has named Wentworth one of the most beautiful people in the world. Big WOOP! Well, ALIEN magazine, the most read mag in the galaxy has named him THE Most Beautiful Multicelluar Organism in the Universe. THAT my friends is a serious thing!
I agree but see, even they couldn't leave his picture alone.
*sigh*
As always, thank you for your comments!
Prison Break: Cheers!
CeruleanBlew made a Prison Break video using the Cheers theme and it is hilarious. Watch it over and over and over again and laugh your ass off like I did.
Thanks AJ!
Wentworth Miller is beautiful
As if there was any doubt! People has named Wentworth Miller one of the Most Beautiful People. How about THE most beautiful person? I wonder if he cups everything the way he does his head...Mmmmm head.
Oh and totally unrelated but this is also my 300th post! Holy Shit!
Wentworth Miller Magazine Madness
The scans of Korea's Cosmopolitan May issue, Ecole's May issue and Ceci's May issue are in, thanks to ring for posting (original source: pilyuki from dcinside). And now for some pic spam.
I can't breathe let alone comment. I am going to need some time alone with these...
*having multiple, simultaneous, explosive orgasms*I. think. I. might. die.
UPDATE: Kor in the comments section posted this link. Some of the pics are new! Check it out! My favorite from the new batch:
Wentworth Miller's Bean Pole Jeans Brochure
This post makes even less sense with no photos; You can thank Bean Pole for that.
The 2007 edition of Wentworth Miller is now on display in a showroom near you. For those of you that can't make it into your dealership, here is a handy brochure that will highlight all of the great features of each model.
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Let's start with the Extreme model (our most popular and expensive) in white (it also comes in black). As you can see, the killing green eyes and perfect jawline handle very well and will make those long rides to the country all the more enjoyable. (Wentworth Miller Extreme available to qualified buyers only; Limit one per customer).
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The Assless model features double the leg room and two extra cup holders. ($5000 rebate, All must go).
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The Official Homies model is one of a kind as you start with a blank stare and ad
Bean Pole is LYING to you, it is not Went who wants the photos removed, it is Bean Pole! They just don't have the guts and are hiding behind Wentworth Miller like the little girls they are! LMAO!
They lied to the Korean fans about his arrival date and time too - it is obvious that they are very territorial over Wentworth especially for what they have paid for i.e. those photos. So, whilst Went is doing anything to do with PB, the company will guard all materials that come from that association with its life!
But blame NOT on Wentworth, it is Bean Pole!